Legend speaks of a fuzzy blue ball of unknown origin, carrying a burlap sack filled with countless items. This door to door salesman never speaks, but will still persuade you into purchasing an item that will somehow destroy your life. His tactics have caused global anarchy, and he's become a household name of fear. His motives can be anyone's guess, but if Randall Nigel Garret knocks on your door, you're already dead.