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SAWYER N. SLITHERSWORTH

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Slithersworth's got money to burn. That's really all we can say he doesn't talk about anything else, it's really quite annoying. I get it, you've just bought your fifth mansion while I'm drowning in student loans. There are countless rumors revolving the origin of his absurd wealth. Some say he won the lottery, others say his business started at an extremely lucky time. People even speculate that he wasn't a lizard until getting crazy surgery or something, but doing that with his name seems kinda silly. However, the truth behind his wealth is far more sinister, all you want to know is that he's done some truly evil things... He also owns a donut store.

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